Sign your life home. - Bibble

According to the big print, the warranty on my body is only good for minor repairs, the small print just says ha ha. - Chewyfruitloop

The big man cracked his knuckles and, smiling, said, "Now, let's get down to business, shall we?" - Rishal

It was the quiet kind of night where you just KNEW something was going to go horrible wrong. - Rishal

Leap out of bed? Now there's a thought. - Strumpet101